Me...According to online quizzes.

You Should Get a MD (Doctor of Medicine)
You're both compassionate and brilliant - a rare combination.You were born to be a doctor.
What Advanced Degree Should You Get?

You Are
A Drunk Pumpkin Face
You would make a good pumpkin martini.

You Are Somewhat Machiavellian
You're not going to mow over everyone to get ahead...But you're also powerful enough to make things happen for yourself.You understand how the world works, even when it's an ugly place.You just don't get ugly yourself - unless you have to!
How Machiavellian Are You?

Your Pimp Name Is...
Nurse Glider

Your Monster Profile
Hungry Slimer
You Feast On: Fried Chicken
You Lurk Around In: Olive Gardens
You Especially Like to Torment: Hicks

The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to good manners and elegance.
In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.
You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic.
Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets.
Your risk of cheating is low. Even if you're tempted, you'd try hard not to do it.
You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.
In this moment, you think of love as something you can get or discard anytime. You're feeling self centered.
What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

You Are Likely an Only Child
At your darkest moments, you feel frustrated.At work and school, you do best when you're organizing.When you love someone, you tend to worry about them.
In friendship, you are emotional and sympathetic.Your ideal careers are: radio announcer, finance, teaching, ministry, and management.You will leave your mark on the world with organizational leadership, maybe as the author of self-help books.
The Birth Order Predictor

I am an only child!!!

What Your Underwear Says About You
You tend to buy new underwear instead of doing laundry.
You're comfortable in your own skin - and don't care to impress anyone.
The Underwear Oracle

Cheese Pizza
Traditional and comforting.You focus on living a quality life.You're not easily impressed with novelty.Yet, you easily impress others.

Your Animal Personality
Your Power Animal: Eagle
Animal You Were in a Past Life: Whale
You are active, a challenger, and optimistic.Hard-working, you are always working towards a set goal.
The Animal Personality Test

In a Past Life...
You Were: A Blind Monk.
Where You Lived: Spain.
How You Died: Decapitation.
Who Were You In a Past Life?

Your Seduction Style: Prized Object
The seduction game you play is tried, true, and still effective: hard to get.You know that the best seducers turn the tables - and get their crush to seduce them.The one running has the power, and you're a challenge that is worth the chase.
You are a master of enticing and pulling back. Giving a little and taking some away.You are controlled enough to know rewards come after a long seduction dance.Even though you want to call, email, or say "I love you" first - you don't!
You're style is the perfect mix of hot and cold - so much so that you have many suitors.Think Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tiffany's ... or any of those creepy guys from the Bachelor.You're skilled at inspiring a chase. The real test is picking the person to slow down for.
What Kind of Seducer Are You?

You Are Apple Cider
Smooth and comforting. But downright nasty when cold.
What Part of Fall Are You?

Your Mood Ring is Blue-Green
Inner emotions chargedYet, somewhat relaxed
Mood Ring Generator

Your Personality Profile
You are dependable, popular, and observant.Deep and thoughtful, you are prone to moodiness.In fact, your emotions tend to influence everything you do.
You are unique, creative, and expressive.You don't mind waving your freak flag every once and a while.And lucky for you, most people find your weird ways charming!
The World's Shortest Personality Test

Your 1920's Name is:
Fannie Verda

Your Daddy Is Ozzy Osbourne
What You Call Him: Pops
Why You Love Him: He's your sugar daddy